And name it Heavy Petting.
What do you think?
We could answer the phone as "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuunhhhh.... Welcome to Heavy Petting... how may I assist you?"
I used to service a groomer called "Doggy Styles." I'm not going to be one-upped by a groomer!
|EXCUSE ME?!? Did you KNOCK?!?|