Or, you know, both.
I love this Holiday.
In a town with little to do, Halloween becomes a sacred drinking holiday. Costumes, alcohol, and lots of exposed skin always make for an interesting night.
Some examples of costumes I've seen from my circle of female friends in years past:
- Miss America Rejects (kicked out for being sexual deviants or criminals)
- Slutty Fairy Tale Characters
- Belly Dancers
And much much more. When corsets are a main part of the costume, and you're making sure your underwear matches (just in case) you know it's going to be a damn fun night.
Last year, I went as a Geek Squad Technician. If not for the little badge I printed, I'd have looked like a geeky Missionary that got lost and stumbled into the bar.
...white shirt, black tie, etc... Maybe I should just get a book of mormon and do THAT this year?
No, even in the bar scene, I'd get my ass kicked.
Two things you don't go as in this town, if you value your life: A Mormon (don't you DARE make fun of the Mormons) or Barack Obama (that's just begging to get your ass kicked in this red little town...)
So, what to do this year? Do I get one of those penis-esque costumes? Like the magic lamp costume, where if women rub the lamp they're really rubbing my junk?
As fun as that sounds, being rubbed off by total strangers, I think I found my costume.
What do you think?