A few weeks ago I wrote a post about a famous artist named Pricasso, and boasted "Well, if HE can do it, so can I."
I asked for ideas to paint, and the randomly selected subject was: My Girlfriend.
I started with these materials...
|Technically those are FINGER paints...|
|A candid of my girlfriend|
I started painting, and found out a few fun facts when using your penis as a paintbrush...
The penis also has a naturally 'broad' brush stroke. You can fix this (and add more detail to the picture) by squeezing parts of it to a small tip, then dabbing the paint on a smaller surface. When doing shadowing (hair, shoulder blades) this technique comes in handy.
Handy... trying to forgo the puns here, but it's hard... (gah! did it again!)
At first, I wanted to hold an auction for the painting. If I'm ever a world-famous blogger, this thing could be worth big bucks. However, my gf likes it too much. She wants it, and is considering framing it.
Maybe that means I'll have to do another one later, for sale to the public?
Oh... and you don't need to ask. Like a good artist, I signed my work...
|Can you guess HOW I signed it???|