I'm not a country boy. I don't even like country music, but I loved that poster. It was 50 cents at a yard sale, and it was 50 cents well spent...
(keep in mind I was a 90's kid, so internet porn wasn't around...)
Because of this poster, I had in my head what a cowgirl's butt should look like: Tan, toned, sexy, and something you want to just bite.
Well, this past weekend I went to an Idaho Horse Expo. There were hundreds of cowgirls there, and hundreds of cowgirl butts to check out.
Sadly, reality kicked me in the teeth, but not completely in a bad way... to paraphrase Sir Mixalot, these babies had some back.
In the crowd, you could easily tell the cowgirls from the country folk walking around. The country women had on baggy jeans, no bling, and didn't have much to show.
The cowgirls, on the other hand, had enough cushion to make any time spent on the saddle as comfortable as possible.
Besides the sparkles on their jeans, the cowgirls had rhinestones on their:
- Belts (with the big buckle, of course)
Basically anywhere you could make shiny was shiny.
But the butts were the most fun to look at.
|Husband and wife butt. Men don't bling their backsides, but the women do.|
|Like mother like daughter...|
|This butt-bling is designed to look like a tramp stamp...|
|Those aren't mom-jeans, those are cowgirl booty jeans!|
So, even though I'm still not a country boy, those rodeo girls and their bodacious backsides keep me hootin and hollerin for that barrel-racing booty.
Is it rodeo season yet?