Bud Light. (yes, Bud Light)
What do these have in common?
And while he's never sang about Bud Light, he's now pushing it in TV commercials.
Now, when I think of Bud Light drinkers, I look at my neighbors in the bar...
Not multi-million dollar artists and hot Boricuas.
But what do I know? I haven't been in the California or Vegas club scene in about 4-5 years. Back then, it was bottle service, or at the very least Long Islands or shots.
Yeah, every time I see that commercial and the badly timed Dale, I think of a Godzilla movie where the Japanese soldiers are still moving their lips but no sound is coming out...
Well, cheers to you Bud Light, for moving up the social scene and now being the drink of choice. Screw Patron and their $10 shots. For get the bottle of Crystal that will set you back a couple benjamins.
Give me a bucket of buds, and let's get this party started.
Bud Light: Not Just For White Trash Anymore.