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10/29/12

Buttsex Killed the Dinosaurs

So, according to religious nuts, the world was supposed to end last year.

In May.

Oh wait, I meant October.

...or something.

When the rapture didn't happened, we all chucked at the nonsensical ramblings of some idiot, and moved on with our lives.

Or so I thought.  If religious whackos aren't harping about one thing, it's another...

Last week, my brother in law posted this picture on his facebook, with the caption 'Enuf said:'


He's sixteen, wishes Justin Bieber really did have cancer, and actually believes some of this shit.

Some of the things that spout out of his mouth, whether on current events, religion or politics absolutely sickens me.  I'm not sure if he's getting this from his school or his peers, but SOMEBODY needs to be bitch-slapped until the nonsense is knocked out of them.

But Brandon, what about The First Amendment?  We have a freedom of speech and religion, so there's nothing wrong with this!

I usually agree, but someone somewhere is saying stupid shit that easily-influenced teenagers are supping up like milk from a saucer.

Someone out there is indoctrinating these kids to think dinousaur buttsex makes an angry God, that Obama is the Antichrist, and that every person who is homosexual is a serial killer.

I mean, come on.  Not even most Baptists are this crazy... (notice I said most...)

This kid is being led down a very wrong path, and this is why I would never raise my children in Eastern Idaho.  I worry about how he will function in the future, and worry this kind of thinking will keep him in Idaho 'with his peers' for the rest of his life.

...and yet he, like most teenagers these days, is addicted to internet porn.  Maybe there's some hope for him after all?
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21 witty retorts:

Kianwi said...

No! That dinosaur pic has got to be a sick joke, right?? That is by far one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. To make a leap from homosexuals to serial killers to dinoaaurs having butt sex? It sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit! Did you ask him where he got that?

Annabelle Archer said...

Sweet fucking Christ, what a misguided moron. I can't deal with people who chose to be so impossibly stupid.

Lately, I feel like homophobia is my number one reason to jump someone's shit for their beliefs. I have a clearly zero tolerance policy for it, when usually I'm all, we don't have to agree to be friends.

SMH (as the kids say on the facie)

Natalee Wells Gressman said...

Raised in Idaho- never heard that one before. Never heard that one. Don't know anyone who actually thinks Obama is the anti-christ except my mil who lives in Florida. Your brother in law is a special kind of crazy.

Brandon from lostinidaho.me said...

Sister, you don't know the half of it. :)

Randall Humphries said...

I wish all liberals were homos, and in about 100 years you would all be compost, and liberalism would be like the dinosaurs....extinct !!

Brandon from lostinidaho.me said...

Thank you sir, for showing everyone a perfect example of what is wrong with this country. I'm a centrist, and I see merits (and stupidity) from both sides.


You're a part of the 'blind right' who can't see shit unless Rush or Hannity or Beck points it out to you. A lemming who can vote is a dangerous lemming indeed...

Jeff Laws said...

Don't put much thought into what a teenager posts or says. Anything out of their mouths is generally said for a reason, not for what they believe. It's usually all about trying to fit in with a certain group or to impress a certain person. My daughter says stupid shit all the time and I know it's not what she believes. It's all about how they look.

E Anonymous said...

whoa... having been raised in idaho ----- never heard this one before...being naive is not isolated to Idaho. This is among the weirdest things I have ever heard.

Quirky Chrissy said...

Oh man. I saw a video on CNN in which they (CNN) were referred to as the gay gestapo by some overzealous anti-gay religious type who believes that homosexuality is bad for one's health. Is there a bit of crazy in the Kool-Aid?

Brandon from lostinidaho.me said...

Wow, if there really was a gay gestapo, they'd be the best-dressed group of murders I've ever seen...

Spud said...

There be many reasons that I now reside in Florida, having been born and raised in Idaho. You have found one of the prime reasons

Q said...

That photo is absolutely hilarious. That T-Rex is really giving it to the other one. LOL! It's amazing the propaganda people spread.

Autumnforest said...

Don't ever stop saying it like it is. You make me finally exhale and feel safe. There are people out there who still have their wits about them.

Chubby Chatterbox said...

You make some good points. On a silly note: how do we know those two dinosaurs are gay? I mean, how can you tell?

Lady Estrogen said...

I just think it sucks that those T-Rex's had such short arms which prevented them from achieving a good reach around.

Brandon from lostinidaho.me said...

Or a good ass-smacking...

Brandon from lostinidaho.me said...

He and I aren't facebook friends, because of shit like this. His sisters called him out on it, and his mom made him take it down. He probably just found it on the internet, or one of his friends posted it first...

Itsa Monkeybutt said...

Oh wow, thats just something else there. Not surprised at all though. In related news, how dare someone make up such a terrible photo of a T-rex! Leave the dinosaurs out of it!!

Stephanie Dorman said...

Apparently the world is ending here on the east coast.... I'll miss you B!!!!!!

Melanie said...

More likely he watched a lot of internet buttsex and this is his way of masking his shame. I often find the most vehement opposition to anything, is usually doing that thing in secret.

Brandon from lostinidaho.me said...

That makes a little sense. And there's nothing wrong with buttsex. I am very pro-buttsex myself, and don't think it's fair to blame that act for the extinction of a species...

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